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OC TAG from dopePOLISH

Journal Entry: Wed Apr 15, 2015, 12:46 PM



I saw that my friend :icondopepolish: was tagged, and as I watched his tag entry, the tag hit me between the eyes like a 44. Magnum Desert Eagle (remains of my brain tissue are on the wall behind me). So now I am making a tag entry. Here we go.

1. Choose 7 of your OCs.

2. Answer the following questions.

3. Tag someone.

1. OC's of my choice:

1: Racer (Autobot, Vosian, featured in my fic Blast from the Past: Blast from the Past by CzarnaArcher ).
2: Daisy the Vehicon Nurse (featured in multiple of my TFP fics, including the above one).
3: Gavin the Vehicon (featured in my fics, including Beauty of the Beast: The Beauty of the Beast by CzarnaArcher).
4: Mira the Wraith Queen (featured in my fan-comic series: RotQ ).
5: Noah the Wraith (featured in the fan-comic series mentioned above).
6: Todd's Father also named "Collapsar" or "Col" (featured in the same fan-comic series).
7: Eliana, Billy's personal Worshipper (featured in the same fan-comic series).

2. Questions:

1. Number 1 sees the two people they hate the most, on a date, what they do?

Racer: "Damn. Them." Narrows his optics. "I didn't knew Sentinel was cheating on his mate with Proteus."

2. Number 7 sees the situation, what they do?

Eliana: Sees the scene but she does not have any idea who these people are, so she ignores it.

3. Let's say that number 3 is shopping and sees something they want to buy, but number 4 snatches it from before their eyes. What happens next?

Gavin: Eyes Mira close look. "Yo, sweet Space Vampire Babe, how's been doin'? I really like to have that, if you'll leave it to me I'll take you on the best date you've ever been to. What say you, Hot Stuff?"

Mira: "Hisssss! Insolent Worm!" Slaps him in the face plates and walks away.

Gavin: "Flirt :iconpepelepewplz: "

4. Number 5 managed to hurt someone by accident, how will the apologise?

Noah: "Hisss, my fault."

5. Number 6 faces five psycho killers while having only soap bubbles, what do they do?

Col: "OH look, it's feeding time!" He attacks the psycho killers and feeds on them (insert the painful process of feeding here) leaving only five dried up husks. Afterwards he's in such a great mood that he plays with the bubbles.

6. Drunken party, number 3 wakens in one bed with two dudes after night of passion. What do they do?

Gavin: glares. "All right, I can understand a lot... but how in the Space I managed not to crush two tiny organic amigos in my recharge?"

7. After some freak accident numbers 1 and 4 switch their bodies. What is their reaction?

Mira: "This is bad. How I am supposed to rule my Hive in a body of gigantic robot?"

Racer: "Arrrgh! I'm an organic femme! Wingless, wingless! Gimme my wings back! NEED. TO. FLY."

8. Shattered Glass versions of numbers 3 and 7, what they say and how they behave?

Gavin: "I wish to become a monk and live in celibacy!" Treats all women as if they were his sisters or mothers, he's not interested in anything sex related.

Eliana: "Screw kids, screw duties, screw being a worshipper! I'm going to a bar, pick up some bad boys and get dead drunk!" She does as she said. Gets knocked up and she doesn't know who the father is.

9. Number 7's most secret fantasy.

Eliana: "I wish I could officially marry Billy and have a real family with him. :love:"

10. How does an argument between numbers 1 and 3. What do they argue about?

Racer: Listen you Decepticon punk! If I will ever find you around my daughter I will feed you with your own T-cog!
Gavin: But I didn't do anything!
Racer: I don't care, stay away from my little girl!
Gavin: She ain't little girl no more. At least not after what she and Shockwave did...
Racer: Gets pi$$ed off. "Why you WORM!"
Gavin: "Gah!" Runs away while Racer chases him.

11. The most shameful thing that number 6 caught number 3 on.

Col: Walks in on Gavin having an orgy.

Gavin: "Care to join?"

Col: "Erp!" Backs away, clearly ashamed.

Me: Please note that Gavin has no shame, not even a tiniest speck. Thus it is Col who gets ashamed for what he witnessed.

12. What is the funniest thing according to number 4?

Mira: "The funniest thing ever is my brother's (Todd the Wraith) ability to get himself in a heap of trouble."

13. Number 1's greatest fear?

Racer: "I always fear for my beloved daughter."

14. Number 2 wins on the lottery something they dream of, what is it and what is their reaction?

Daisy: " :squee: A beautiful, Cybertronian sized sexy lingerie! Now I can put it on and seduce Doctor Knockout!"

15. Number 5's ideal partner.

Noah: "A female. A living one."

16. Someone calls number 4 and claims that there's a bomb in the building and that they have only 3 seconds to evacuate.

Mira: jumps into a dart, shoots herself a hole in a wall and flies away only to get caught by the explosions.  She crash-lands, kicks her way out of the dart. "F...k! Need to feed!"

17. The most important thing according to number 2?

Daisy: "Vaccinations."

18. Remember the 6th questions? Now the consequences, number 3 discovers that they're pregnant. what do they do?

Gavin: "Impossible. I'm a mech, I don't even have... OoO Positive test can mean that I am sick... DOCTOR!"

19. What is the sound that excited number 1 the most?

Racer: "Nicely tuned engine... my late mate's was the best."

20. The stupidest thing that number 4 said to their beloved.

Mira: To her beloved Wraith Commander. "You suck!"

21. And now rule 34: what would number 3 say to number 5 to turn them on?

Gavin: "You know... organics are great frags."

Noah: "Get lost you perv!"

FAIL.

22. Number 6 gets a mission to kill a baby kitten for a high fee. What is their reaction?

Col: "You want me, to kill that kitten?" Feeds on the "customer".

23. Number 7 is magically transferred to their perfect world, what they do there?

Eliana: "An eternal picnic with BIlly! This is a dream come true!"

24. Number 2 meets their future self. What is their reactions?

Daisy1: "Whoa! You didn't change a thing."

Daisy2: "Because I am you in one week."

Daisy1: "Anything I should know?"

Daisy2: "Yeah, don't frget to bring Knockout some mid grade and a rotary buffer."

25. Number 5 worst nemesis?

Noah: "I can still remember the Vaniir! Hate those little twerps!"

26. How does number 3 admits their love?

Gavin: "Yo babe, wanna go bang?"

27. Adult number 2 spends their entire day on a cute pony carousel, what is their reaction?

Daisy: "Ugh... I shouldn't consume all the energon treats before... BARF!"

28. Number 3 sees their beloved making out with their worst enemy. What do they do?

Gavin: "What? My girl and some MECH creep?" Stomps on the MECH creep and then looks at his girl. "I will forgive you this infidelity, but you need to give me a b-job of a lifetime... dressed in French Maid's costume."

The Girl: "I'm breaking with you."

Gavin: "Whatever." Goes away and picks himself new girlfriend.

29. The last thing spoken by number 4 before they die.

Mira: "Ha! You can't kill me with that gun, Wraith are immo... arghhh!"

30. Number 6 is about to perform complicated surgical procedure. How they behave?

Col: "Brain surgery... how hard can it be?" Faints from stress.


3. Tag.

I choose not to tag anyone. If someone will read this and feel the urge to perform this tag, then they may feel tagged.

Over and out.
Archer.


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CzarnaArcher
Czarna Archer
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
Poland
Type of deviant: Mad Scientist.

Born:
Late XX century. I'm old enough to remember what happened 25 years ago.

How do I look:
If you must know, I dress black (and sometimes camouflage or dark colour accessories), wear combat boots, but lately gave a chance other types of boots (and still think combat boots are the best). I am very pale, blonde, green eyes, short (1,57 meter or 5'1 feet), hour shape figure, and rather classic face features.

My personality:
I have an obsessive personality, in positive way of course. I tend to be expert about anything I'm obsessed with. If it's interesting enough it becomes my hobby, if not, I get bored and find myself new thing to be obsessed with.

Also, I am dyslexic, a bit hyperactive at times (don't feed me sugar or I'll start to bouncing the walls an ceiling).

:work:
Preferred tools of trade:

For traditional work:
- pencils;
- ink pens;
- rapidograph;
- colour pencils;
- oil pastels;
- crayons;
-good old paper.

For digital work:
- Wacom tablet (currently Bamboo);
- GIMP or Photoshop (depending what I currently have at my disposal);
- various other programs (like Photofiltre, My Paint, Paint Net, Deep Paint);
- my computer(s).


Current Residence: Warsaw, Poland.
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Print preference: Large
Favourite genre of music: Rock, Metal, Reggae, Blues, Jazz (sometimes).
Favourite photographer: Police photographer
Favourite style of art: Don't have. I love'em all.
Operating System: I have masochistic leaning - try guess.
MP3 player of choice: creative zen nad my phone.
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Favourite cartoon character: Diego, the Sabretooth Tiger from Ice Age lol
Personal Quote: Carpe noctem et memento vitae.
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OC TAG from dopePOLISH

Journal Entry: Wed Apr 15, 2015, 12:46 PM



I saw that my friend :icondopepolish: was tagged, and as I watched his tag entry, the tag hit me between the eyes like a 44. Magnum Desert Eagle (remains of my brain tissue are on the wall behind me). So now I am making a tag entry. Here we go.

1. Choose 7 of your OCs.

2. Answer the following questions.

3. Tag someone.

1. OC's of my choice:

1: Racer (Autobot, Vosian, featured in my fic Blast from the Past: Blast from the Past by CzarnaArcher ).
2: Daisy the Vehicon Nurse (featured in multiple of my TFP fics, including the above one).
3: Gavin the Vehicon (featured in my fics, including Beauty of the Beast: The Beauty of the Beast by CzarnaArcher).
4: Mira the Wraith Queen (featured in my fan-comic series: RotQ ).
5: Noah the Wraith (featured in the fan-comic series mentioned above).
6: Todd's Father also named "Collapsar" or "Col" (featured in the same fan-comic series).
7: Eliana, Billy's personal Worshipper (featured in the same fan-comic series).

2. Questions:

1. Number 1 sees the two people they hate the most, on a date, what they do?

Racer: "Damn. Them." Narrows his optics. "I didn't knew Sentinel was cheating on his mate with Proteus."

2. Number 7 sees the situation, what they do?

Eliana: Sees the scene but she does not have any idea who these people are, so she ignores it.

3. Let's say that number 3 is shopping and sees something they want to buy, but number 4 snatches it from before their eyes. What happens next?

Gavin: Eyes Mira close look. "Yo, sweet Space Vampire Babe, how's been doin'? I really like to have that, if you'll leave it to me I'll take you on the best date you've ever been to. What say you, Hot Stuff?"

Mira: "Hisssss! Insolent Worm!" Slaps him in the face plates and walks away.

Gavin: "Flirt :iconpepelepewplz: "

4. Number 5 managed to hurt someone by accident, how will the apologise?

Noah: "Hisss, my fault."

5. Number 6 faces five psycho killers while having only soap bubbles, what do they do?

Col: "OH look, it's feeding time!" He attacks the psycho killers and feeds on them (insert the painful process of feeding here) leaving only five dried up husks. Afterwards he's in such a great mood that he plays with the bubbles.

6. Drunken party, number 3 wakens in one bed with two dudes after night of passion. What do they do?

Gavin: glares. "All right, I can understand a lot... but how in the Space I managed not to crush two tiny organic amigos in my recharge?"

7. After some freak accident numbers 1 and 4 switch their bodies. What is their reaction?

Mira: "This is bad. How I am supposed to rule my Hive in a body of gigantic robot?"

Racer: "Arrrgh! I'm an organic femme! Wingless, wingless! Gimme my wings back! NEED. TO. FLY."

8. Shattered Glass versions of numbers 3 and 7, what they say and how they behave?

Gavin: "I wish to become a monk and live in celibacy!" Treats all women as if they were his sisters or mothers, he's not interested in anything sex related.

Eliana: "Screw kids, screw duties, screw being a worshipper! I'm going to a bar, pick up some bad boys and get dead drunk!" She does as she said. Gets knocked up and she doesn't know who the father is.

9. Number 7's most secret fantasy.

Eliana: "I wish I could officially marry Billy and have a real family with him. :love:"

10. How does an argument between numbers 1 and 3. What do they argue about?

Racer: Listen you Decepticon punk! If I will ever find you around my daughter I will feed you with your own T-cog!
Gavin: But I didn't do anything!
Racer: I don't care, stay away from my little girl!
Gavin: She ain't little girl no more. At least not after what she and Shockwave did...
Racer: Gets pi$$ed off. "Why you WORM!"
Gavin: "Gah!" Runs away while Racer chases him.

11. The most shameful thing that number 6 caught number 3 on.

Col: Walks in on Gavin having an orgy.

Gavin: "Care to join?"

Col: "Erp!" Backs away, clearly ashamed.

Me: Please note that Gavin has no shame, not even a tiniest speck. Thus it is Col who gets ashamed for what he witnessed.

12. What is the funniest thing according to number 4?

Mira: "The funniest thing ever is my brother's (Todd the Wraith) ability to get himself in a heap of trouble."

13. Number 1's greatest fear?

Racer: "I always fear for my beloved daughter."

14. Number 2 wins on the lottery something they dream of, what is it and what is their reaction?

Daisy: " :squee: A beautiful, Cybertronian sized sexy lingerie! Now I can put it on and seduce Doctor Knockout!"

15. Number 5's ideal partner.

Noah: "A female. A living one."

16. Someone calls number 4 and claims that there's a bomb in the building and that they have only 3 seconds to evacuate.

Mira: jumps into a dart, shoots herself a hole in a wall and flies away only to get caught by the explosions.  She crash-lands, kicks her way out of the dart. "F...k! Need to feed!"

17. The most important thing according to number 2?

Daisy: "Vaccinations."

18. Remember the 6th questions? Now the consequences, number 3 discovers that they're pregnant. what do they do?

Gavin: "Impossible. I'm a mech, I don't even have... OoO Positive test can mean that I am sick... DOCTOR!"

19. What is the sound that excited number 1 the most?

Racer: "Nicely tuned engine... my late mate's was the best."

20. The stupidest thing that number 4 said to their beloved.

Mira: To her beloved Wraith Commander. "You suck!"

21. And now rule 34: what would number 3 say to number 5 to turn them on?

Gavin: "You know... organics are great frags."

Noah: "Get lost you perv!"

FAIL.

22. Number 6 gets a mission to kill a baby kitten for a high fee. What is their reaction?

Col: "You want me, to kill that kitten?" Feeds on the "customer".

23. Number 7 is magically transferred to their perfect world, what they do there?

Eliana: "An eternal picnic with BIlly! This is a dream come true!"

24. Number 2 meets their future self. What is their reactions?

Daisy1: "Whoa! You didn't change a thing."

Daisy2: "Because I am you in one week."

Daisy1: "Anything I should know?"

Daisy2: "Yeah, don't frget to bring Knockout some mid grade and a rotary buffer."

25. Number 5 worst nemesis?

Noah: "I can still remember the Vaniir! Hate those little twerps!"

26. How does number 3 admits their love?

Gavin: "Yo babe, wanna go bang?"

27. Adult number 2 spends their entire day on a cute pony carousel, what is their reaction?

Daisy: "Ugh... I shouldn't consume all the energon treats before... BARF!"

28. Number 3 sees their beloved making out with their worst enemy. What do they do?

Gavin: "What? My girl and some MECH creep?" Stomps on the MECH creep and then looks at his girl. "I will forgive you this infidelity, but you need to give me a b-job of a lifetime... dressed in French Maid's costume."

The Girl: "I'm breaking with you."

Gavin: "Whatever." Goes away and picks himself new girlfriend.

29. The last thing spoken by number 4 before they die.

Mira: "Ha! You can't kill me with that gun, Wraith are immo... arghhh!"

30. Number 6 is about to perform complicated surgical procedure. How they behave?

Col: "Brain surgery... how hard can it be?" Faints from stress.


3. Tag.

I choose not to tag anyone. If someone will read this and feel the urge to perform this tag, then they may feel tagged.

Over and out.
Archer.


Image byMaskOfVirtue
Skin by Qiirin
Blast from the Past by CzarnaArcher
Blast from the Past
All warnings and disclaimers inside.
Tagged "Strict" mostly for violence, a mention of sex and some ideological stuff. But mostly for violence (and for that we should mostly thank Nominus Prime, Sentinel Prime, Zeta Prime and Megatron).
I should also tag it for containing Arcee's "delightful" drawing but there is no category for "optical hazard" XD

This is PDF downloadable file, I did my best to improve spelling but taking my eyes' hatred for written language, there's probably plenty left - sorry for that.

I will try to upload the downloadable PDF with "Run" next weekend.
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Videogeek95 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2015
No, Homosexuality is a disgusting act that is only found in nature in instances of overpopulated species in comparison to their given area... And specifically when it's Males outnumbering Females as well...

So why humans are doing it I'll never know...

Also I seriously hate the LGBT community for ruining the word "Gay"... So if you ARE part of said community... Here's a right FUCK YOU specifically for that...

Course that's only one reason I loathe the LGBT community...

There's Forcing people who just so happen to show one or two traits of being gay into BEING gay... Specifically when the person says they DON'T want to be gay... If the person doesn't want to be gay why fucking force them...? "Because then the person will be truly happy when they embrace their 'True Self." Well they seem pretty fucking content when they haven't embraced their true self... Again... Why fucking force them?

The Corruption of Children... You have 11 year olds wanting sex change operations... No... Seriously... This is a thing... Kids as young as 11 are wanting Sex Change operations... FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... And you have countless teenagers coming out as being gay... Um hello?... Have you forgotten that this is an EXTREMELY confusing time in their lives... I'm only going to say this once... So listen close... HOW IN THE FUCKING HELL ARE THEY GENUINELY SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF THEY ARE ACTUALLY GAY INSTEAD OF IT JUST BEING HORMONES!?!?!?!

The Corruption of Children is the biggest reason why I want the entire community to just go away... Be it Death... Plague... Crucifixion... Serial Murder... Slaughter... Something horrific just to keep these people from harming children...
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CzarnaArcher Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
o_O
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RariTwirules15 Featured By Owner Edited 2 days ago   Writer
He's rather psychotic, isn't it? Don't worry, you're not the only one he's harassed.
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CzarnaArcher Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm not. He's not the first one to bother me. He actually blocked me when I said to him that I refuse to argue with someone with such a potty mouth.

I think he misunderstood my initial comment (probably my fault for not making it clear enough).
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Videogeek95 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015
I'm sounding like a sociopathic lunatic aren't I?
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